KUALA LUMPUR – Do you have aspirations to become an angry Little Napoleon security guard who shouts and verbally abuses journalists?
Or would you like to dress up like one for Halloween parties, costume parties, or simply for cosplay while screaming at other merrymakers and asking them to leave?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then guess what? You’re in luck!
A T-shirt printing company, Kami Jual Tshirt Awesome, is now selling such a product on their Twitter page, @CheapremeBrand!
How to become a Little Napoleon?
— Kami Jual Tshirt Awesome ? (@CheapremeBrand) May 15, 2022
Wear this tshirt and shout. https://t.co/R7NBi1kssY pic.twitter.com/FzDzYG4XYO
The eight-second video, captioned “How to become a Little Napoleon? Wear this t-shirt and shout”, already has 171 views at the time of writing.
It shows a male model wearing a T-shirt with a very short necktie print and a print of a Hermes belt at his waist, similar to the security guard who had verbally assaulted The Vibes’ journalist Qistina Nadia Dzulqarnain and grabbed her phone while trying to kick her and her colleague Lancelot Theseira from the Pudu UTC on May 14.
However, obviously the male model carried his outfit far better than the very angry, loudmouth, and rude security guard.
Also, one must wonder how a security guard with his meagre salary can afford a very expensive Hermes belt. Maybe he bought it at a nice stall in Petaling Street.
Just be careful, though. If you wear such an outfit and start shouting at members of the media, you might become as infamous as said security guard.
Oh, and you will probably be bashed by the public, investigated by the police, and netizens will also take the mickey out of you as well.
This is not the first time that the public has been riled by security guards too eager to use what little power that they have and lord it over those probably more successful in life than they are.
For instance, another Little Napoleon security guard in Johor had prevented the wife of lawyer Norman Fernandez, Leni Fernandez, from entering a government building for wearing “inappropriate clothing”.
So be very careful if you want to dress up as an uncouth security guard. It might really backfire and land you in hot soup.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you. – The Vibes, May 16, 2022
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